This is Lu, and She is Russian

Last time someone introduced me like that was a couple of months ago.  I have been in America for almost 20 years now, more than I have been in Russia. 

At first I got pissed.  Really pissed. Then I realized, "You know what? That's right, I am Russian, so Пошли вы все на хуй!"  Oh yeah, by the way, that means, " I love you all".

;-P

So next time, someone introduces me as Russian, I will just say IN RUSSIAN "I love you all". And you'll just have to trust me that this is exactly what it means.